This ain't a thank you but rather a big f*** you.
Here's a care pack to stop these hoarders mofo from panic buying at the supermarket. This is a supermarket hoarder starter pack: toilet roll, instant noodles and condoms. Feel free to use them in whichever order. We don't wish to know.
Gift this to that special someone who is almost anxious and convinced of an impending apocalypse. This specially curated care pack contains all the essential things that one will need for this fight with other aunties and uncles.
Think of it as us saving you the trouble of making that supermarket run.
Prepared with love. Hand Delivered with Care.
Get 1 for yourself or send it as a gift to your loved one.
The Hoarder - Supermarket Raider
Free door to door delivery within 03 working days from day of order.